January 2011
89 posts
When you are the third wheel.
passingtrains:
Your best friend and her boyfriend are like:
And you sit there and you’re like:
But on the inside you’re like:
I CAN'T STOP EATING TOSTITOS CHIPS AND QUESO AND...
but really i should probably stop.
devilsavocado-:
Ringtones
Dad: Jessie, when you get time could you send me some cool ring tones ? something like crickets or an angry cat, or some futuristic sounds. Anything thats cool or funny.
ramblings
nothing is worse than
1. liking a guy and he acts like he likes me back, and then your roommate tells you that he’s confessed his love for her.
2. thinking you had all your homework done, and then realize tomorrow is the last day to take your huge psychology test.
3. having a whole bunch of guys tell your roommate that “you aren’t what a guy looks for in a girl” and then...
have you ever had that feeling where you're just...
hello, all-nighter.
Isnt it sad when you get hurt so much, you can...
Finding out your crush likes someone else.
shumkid:
hahahah sums up my life PERFECTLY.
i hate it when you think you know something to be...
and then it isn’t.
and your world comes crashing down.
and all you can do is cry, watch sad movies, and eat junk food.
STORY OF MY LIFE
Quidditch
Dad: twitter? thats the same thing as quidditch right?
“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein [Submitted by -sirrah] (via quote-book)
Loser
Mom: Hey honey, i know its your first day and a new school. So if you don’t make any friends just text me so you don’t look like a loser. Love you do well. =)
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
– W.C. Fields (via kari-shma)
Why did Barty Crouch Jr quit drinking?
-harrypotter:
dlittleone:
emmielovegood:
It was making him MOODY!
i like to hate on twilight so...
laughing-screaming-dancing:
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we...
i want to join my college's spirit team
but i’m afraid i won’t be good enough for them. hello, biggest fear.
Sweet.
Dad: I just saw a horse scratching his neck on barbed wire.
Me: Sweet, Dad.
The awkward moment when you're staring at someone...
thisnigguhjordan:
Actually Alanis Morissette...
it’s not ironic.
The awkward moment when Rihanna sees a girl and...
everyone is getting boyfriends/girlfriends and i’m...
alyaae:
